And its only fifty three and a half hours late!

It’s time to make some New Years resolutions!!!! What was that self? It is the third of January, so I’m a little late? And resolutions are much to vague and all or nothing to actually achieve? Well I’m getting tired of all your mouth self, so you best shut it before I break it. You say I’d have to hit myself to do that and “Surely I’m not that stupid?” Well I’ll show you!

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Well, I was just released from the hospital, apparently I just broke three of my teeth, but hey, can’t let anyone talk down to you… Now where was I…. Oh right, resolutions… Let’s see, where to even begin? Be a better person? Where would I even begin? And what rubric would I be grading myself on?”Well, I only murdered 50 million people this year as opposed to the 100 million last year, so yeah, I’ve been a better person” doesn’t sound like a big improvement, but hey, at least I kept my resolution. So… let’s think of something else… I resolve to… You know what? Why even bother making a “resolution”? If I want to “be better person” I’ll just measure my responses, follow the golden rule, and be a descent human being. If I want to learn new things, I’ll go out and learn them. If I want to be healthier I’ll run a little more and eat a little less junk. I don’t need the arbitrary date of New Years to make a plan for how I want to change my life, I need to put my ass in gear and do it. So you know what? I resolve to live my life one day at a time. I’ll try to learn something I didn’t know the day before,  make the statement “the most in shape I have ever been” apply to each new day, approach each new situation with just a touch more wisdom and patience then the one before , and finally the biggie, simply make it through another year so I can start the process all over again.